Hum a little Ditty...

So my girlfriend left the bed to pee but didn't bother to close the door, as usual. Suddenly, however, there came loud flatuance and she called out, "Nothing! Hum a little ditty!" so I couldn't hear her poo.

It's a fun little game we have. I'm always trying to see her poo and she's always pretending that she doesn't want me to see her poo, or know that she is pooing.

So I made up a song while she pooped:

Hum a little ditty
a hum hum hum
hum a little ditty
while she poos

Hum a little ditty
a hum hum hum
hum a little ditty
a ditty ditty

girlfriend is pooin'
a hum hum so
hum a little ditty
while she poos

hum a little ditty
a hum hum hum
hum a little ditty
to hide the poo

girlfriend is pooin'
a hum hum it goes
plop plop plop
a ditty ditty

etc.

Anyway, this isn't her poo, it's mine, and it was two days in the making.