Pooing in Suburbia Part 3

Last poo of the weekend!

My girlfriend came out on the train on Sunday to meet my aunt and have some relaxing cable television. It was great to see her after two days without her. We're so in love!

My mom made pancakes and bacon for lunch, but a reasonable amount, unlike last time, then for dinner my dad smoked a few racks of ribs and bbq'd some corn on the cob. It was pretty damn good, although the ribs kind of just tasted like ham, and they didn't have any sauce at all. Not dry though and still yummy so there's no complaints.

Suburban Chinese Food (not Markham)

So I felt a little stranded for dinner Saturday night. My parents were out entertaining my aunt in Toronto and I was stuck in the suburbs with no food in the house. Okay, there might have been some eggs, maybe some bread, flour, etc. But nothing that jumped out at me as food. Cooking doesn't really seem like an option when I'm visiting my parents, so yeah, I felt kind of abandoned.

So I ordered Chinese Food. I ordered kind of a lot. I don't know why, I guess I just wanted some variety. There's a place called Mr. Wok's next to the convenience store a 15 minute walk from my parents house. It sounds like a franchise, but it isn't, and it doesn't look like one either. i don't know what they're going for, but whatever.

It was greasy and not very good anyway. That's probably my fault. I should have just gotten the sweet and sour chicken balls and special fried rice, but I had to get fancy. I got chicken chow mein, sweet and sour spare ribs and chicken fried rice, with egg rolls and fortune cookies. Pretty adventurous.

Pooing Back Home part 1

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Well the first poo of the weekend looked pretty good to me, but the next one gave me some concern. On friday I had a coke and a pizza slice for lunch and then a beer or two and some more coke, then I went out with a friend to Don Cherry's and ate a big hamburger covered in cheese and jalapenos, with a big glass of coke of course. Lunch today consisted of some chips, maybe a small bowl of cereal. Not a good pattern to set for the weekend, but there it is.

Obstruction (don't worry, nothing bad)

My girlfriend worries that I don't poo enough, but the truth is that I poo every day, except on the weekends. I did poo today though, saturday, and I did it at her place, so she knows.

Note: her toilet doesn't always flush all the toilet paper away. I didn't forget, this is old toilet paper. I always take my pictures before wiping so YOU get an unobstructed view.

Holy Crap it's HOT!

Toronto is having a fairly typical summer it seems, but in typical Toronto fashion nobody seems to remember that it always gets this hot and humid and miserable.

This weekend was actually quite nice though, it wasn't too humid and there was a decent breeze most of the time, so it was bearable. Tomorrow isn't supposed to be as lovely though. It's supposed to be about 27 c. but will feel like 37 c. CRAZY!!

We had some really rough days last year though, like 45 with the humidex!

In Poo news, this was my first poo at my girlfriend's place while she was in the other room since I told her about this blog. And since she now knows about it I am free to snap as many pictures of my poo with her around as I like! Hooray!

Poo (in the name of love)

So my girlfriend is a little concerned about how I haven't been pooing on the weekends lately. I've noticed it too, but I don't know what to say about it. I pooed this morning, monday, but did not poo on sunday or saturday, despite having curry for dinner on saturday, and a bottle of coke as well.

But who knows, maybe my body doesn't make poo on the weekends, maybe it take that time off so I can spend all my time with my girlfriend. See? I love her so thoroughly even my bowels don't want to be away from her!

Happy Birthday poo

It's my birthday tomorrow, but I'm celebrating a little bit early by skipping my p90x workout for the day. I'll do it next week, during my recovery week. That's right, Phase II is done! Pretty exciting! I really need to get more strict about my diet though, I've been having pizza and lots and lots of cheese, eggs, bread, etc, etc. This weekend won't be good for much either since it's my birthday.

Tonight my girlfriend is taking me to Beer Bistro on King at Yonge. Looks like a very classy, very carnivorous place, with hundreds of beers to choose from. Each menu item (including desserts) is paired with a beer, so I'm looking forward to it. I will definitely pig out. And tomorrow I'm having a couple of friends over to play some Wii and eat pizza, drink some beer, some wine, and so on. Not a party exactly, just easy going good times. I should have a good poo to show for it afterwards too, so look out for that!

Curry!

Sorry, but I missed a poo. I took a poo sunday afternoon but didn't take a picture of it. I apologize. I was at my girlfriend's place and she would have wondered if she had heard the shutter sound from my phone camera in the bathroom. I was not prepared to explain this whole thing.

My girlfriend and I had some friends over to her place on saturday and we made the Vegetable Curry from Gordon Ramsay's Fast Food. It was pretty darn good and everything from the rice to the naan bread to the curry came together perfectly.

This shit was likely the result of that dinner because the one before that had been brewing for about two days. I didn't poo at all between friday afternoon and sunday afternoon, so the poo I had probably didn't contain any of the curry. This poo, this morning, however, most likely was all curry. I always get lots of little poos with tiny floaty bits when I've eaten a lot of vegetables. So there you have it.