Still haven't figured out the deal with the pictures, but I didn't want that to prevent you from enjoying my poos as much as I enjoy them.
Here's something new since I got the smartphone: I am typing this WHILE I squeeze out the shit pictured. How's that for efficient?
You may have birds that the first couple white in this new era of poo blogging have had a strange pattern over them and that you can't click fir a close up.
I'll try to fix that. I know you don't come here for small pictures with deal over them.
Unique challenges lay before me. The toilets at work flush with a motion sensor almost as soon as you stand up. So grabbing a shot of the poo before it flushed required a little forethought.
I achieved this one by spreading my legs and framing the shot just right so you wouldn't see my weiner or other bits. I'm not entirely happy with the composition but I didn't want to mess around too much lest I drop my phone into the can.
Sorry it's been so long. To be honest I simply lost interest in this poo blog of mine. But now I have a smartphone and I can take pictures and post with the same device.
So look out world: shit's about to get real!
