Monday, December 12, 2011

Pre-meeting defecation

Still haven't figured out the deal with the pictures, but I didn't want that to prevent you from enjoying my poos as much as I enjoy them.

Here's something new since I got the smartphone: I am typing this WHILE I squeeze out the shit pictured. How's that for efficient?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Hmm, having some camera trouble

You may have birds that the first couple white in this new era of poo blogging have had a strange pattern over them and that you can't click fir a close up.

I'll try to fix that. I know you don't come here for small pictures with deal over them.

Pooing at work.

Unique challenges lay before me. The toilets at work flush with a motion sensor almost as soon as you stand up. So grabbing a shot of the poo before it flushed required a little forethought.

I achieved this one by spreading my legs and framing the shot just right so you wouldn't see my weiner or other bits. I'm not entirely happy with the composition but I didn't want to mess around too much lest I drop my phone into the can.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Return of the Poodi

Sorry it's been so long. To be honest I simply lost interest in this poo blog of mine. But now I have a smartphone and I can take pictures and post with the same device.

So look out world: shit's about to get real!