So my girlfriend is a little concerned about how I haven't been pooing on the weekends lately. I've noticed it too, but I don't know what to say about it. I pooed this morning, monday, but did not poo on sunday or saturday, despite having curry for dinner on saturday, and a bottle of coke as well.
But who knows, maybe my body doesn't make poo on the weekends, maybe it take that time off so I can spend all my time with my girlfriend. See? I love her so thoroughly even my bowels don't want to be away from her!
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