Ah HA! Poo on you!!

So early in this blog I got a lot of comments about how unhealthy my shits looked. A lot of people said things like, "ugh, those poos look so soft!" or "What's with the pale colour? That can't be healthy!" etc, etc.

Well look at me now!!

I was shocked by this shit. It felt stiff coming out but when I sat up to look at it I was surprised by just how firm it appeared. Look at it! Click on the image and get the full size and look at it! Their like two wooden sticks man!

But guess what! In all the time that I've been making this blog the past two days were probably two of my worst days nutritionally. Tonight I ate two Whoppers from burger king because I got a 2-for-1 coupon. In the afternoon I drank a coffee. For lunch I had a slice of pizza and a bottle of coke. Breakfast was a big fat cinnamon roll. Last night I ate two Whoppers for dinner (there were a few coupons). Lunch yesterday was soup, and I drank coffee. Sunday I ate half a bag of chips for breakfast and followed that up with a bottle of coke and a king-sized twix for brunch.

Does that sound like a healthy diet? No? So how could it possibly produce such a "healthy-looking" shit? It couldn't possibly. The only conclusion that I can draw is that the people who poo-pooed my shits simply saw shits that were different from their own and judged them to be unhealthy, or "wrong". This happens so often in life. It's where racism comes from.

There it is!

I knew it was up there somewhere. Wasn't a happy poo, but then I knew that would be the case. Actually, I'm kind of depressed in general today. It was probably the pound of Buffalo Wings washed down with a can of coke last night. Then I went and had a greasy slice of pizza from Bitondo's for lunch and washed that down with coke as well. Always a winning combination.

Why?

Last night my girlfriend and I decided to have kind of a trashy night in. We rented Wild At Heart, despite being recent converts to zip.ca's mail-order video rentals, ordered two pizzas and bought a bottle of wine.

I drank too much, I ate too much and the movie wasn't so hot. We like David Lynch, I like him more than she does, but Wild at Heart is kind of sloppy. It feels rushed even though the film moves kind of slowly, and just knowing that he made this movie while working on Twin Peaks made it at least seem as though he was distracted. And it's weird seeing so many twin peaks actors in Wild at Heart.

I went to bed feeling kind of sick, but mostly just bloated. I was drunk, but my head wasn't spinning. I drank a ton of water and woke up not hung-over, which was pretty cool. This poo took a long time to finish, but it felt okay.