I wish I had the conviction to celebrate new years at the end of January instead of the beginning. I'm the sort of person who doesn't like to count his chicks until their hatched, you know? So the idea of celebrating a new year (president, coalition, whatever) before you even know how it's going to go seems a bit premature. Obama's speech could have been terrible (actually it might have been, I missed it and haven't watched/read it since) and everybody could have lost all that hope and stuff.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
End of January
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Tight hole poo
I had raisin bran and orange juice for breakfast and when i arrived at school I ate a granola bar and drank some coffee. I think the coffee did it. I didn't feel much like going immediately but shortly after there was an urgent need. It squeezed out like soft serve, but through a tighter hole. mine.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Doubles!
Well, you probably realized that the last few days have been a recap. I kept pooing for sure, but not posting, and again, I apologize for that, but if you haven't been reading along all this time and instead been reading back-posts you probably never noticed, only noticed the lack of content.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Headline Poos
More crooks hurtling feces through the air. Amazing.
Sex offender charged with robbery, accused of kicking feces at cops
BY REBECCA BAKER
THE JOURNAL NEWS • JANUARY 24, 2009
GREENBURGH - Cops have to deal with a lot of crap on the job, but this was a little too much.
Greenburgh police said an ex-convict from Sleepy Hollow lost control while being arrested in the robbery of his ex-girlfriend, going so far as to kick feces at officers who took him to the hospital for treatment.
Eugene Feeney, a 39-year-old registered sex offender, now faces criminal charges that could send him back to prison for up to 15 years.
The sordid ordeal began at 9 p.m. Thursday, police Lt. Christopher McNerney said, when a passing motorist reported a man and woman fighting at an automated teller machine at 1150 Knollwood Road.
Officers said they found Feeney grabbing a 37-year-old woman by her arms and the back of her neck. The woman, his ex-girlfriend, told police that Feeney forced her to the ATM and made her take out $100, McNerney said.
Feeney struggled with the arresting officers and started kicking his legs in the back of the police cruiser so violently that he almost broke out a rear window, police said. Police used a handheld Taser gun to subdue Feeney and brought him to Westchester Medical Center for treatment, McNerney said.
While in the emergency room, he defecated, and a small plastic bag containing marijuana emerged, police said. He then began kicking the feces at police and nurses at the hospital, McNerney said.
Police brought him back to headquarters and booked him in his soiled clothes. "We had to decontaminate the whole cell," McNerney said.
Feeney was charged with second-degree robbery and second-degree assault, both felonies; unlawful imprisonment, a misdemeanor; and unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation. He was arraigned yesterday in Greenburgh Town Court and held without bail at Westchester County jail.
Feeney is not a stranger to Greenburgh police. He was arrested there in 2004, accused of rape, and later pleaded guilty to a felony charge of criminal sexual act, McNerney said. Feeney served more than three years in prison and was discharged Dec. 5.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
No poop (actually there is, but read this news story)
Edmonton reverend is fed up with public poop (and drug dealers, alcoholics, etc).
Inner city needs more public washrooms: pastor
Last Updated: Monday, January 26, 2009 | 11:15 AM MT Comments12Recommend12
CBC News
Homeless people need a place to use the washroom, the pastor of an inner-city church says, and he is launching a sign campaign to send that message to Edmonton city council.
Rev. James Holland said he often finds human excrement on and around the grounds of his Sacred Heart Church of First Peoples in the McCauley neighborhood.
It's frustrating, but it's hard to blame people, he said. The only public washroom in the area isn't open in the winter.
"There is a tremendous need for people to have a place to go to the bathroom," he said.
Holland has cleaned up as much as five piles of human waste in one day, and last summer, he decided he had enough.
He put up large, professionally-made signs that read "No bodily functions", which featured a drawing of a squatting person with an "x" over it.
However, the city's parks department took the signs down, after someone complained about them being offensive.
Holland admits there is a bylaw against putting up signs without permission from the city, but there are also bylaws against public urination and defecation which are not being enforced, he said.
After some wrangling with city hall, Holland put his signs back up again. The city has now agreed to leave them there "until the community decides we don't have a need for them," he said.
Holland is now having signs made for people in the community who want them. He also has support from the McCauley Community League.
Holland said he is motivated by concerns about the health and safety of children who live in the area.
"It's certainly not healthy for our children to have broken glass and human waste laying around in the park," he said.
The city will look at the question of whether Edmonton should build more public washrooms on Tuesday.
A report prepared for council notes there are very few public washrooms in central Edmonton.
Vandalism, dirty washrooms, and the problem of facilities being used for drug use and prostitution have been identified as potential issues that will need to be dealt with.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Nothing but the Poos
I'm not a fan of poo that's outside of a toilet and today I went into the bathroom at school to pee and noticed a massive smear of shit all over one of the toilets and up against the wall. It must have been EXPLOSIVE. It was seriously sickening. I considered taking a picture for this blog but after a split second I realized my mandate is to document MY poos, not just anyone's shit.
Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser declared a mistrial and hiked 37-year-old defendant Weusi McGowan's bail to $1 million pending a Feb. 9 hearing.
Prosecutor Christopher Lawson says McGowan was upset Monday because the judge refused to remove public defender Jeffrey Martin from the case.
McGowan had smuggled a plastic bag filled with feces into the courtroom and he spread it on Martin's hair and face before flinging the excrement toward jurors. No jurors were hit.
McGowan is charged with kidnapping for robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and other counts for an Oct. 17, 2007, home invasion assault.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Forever and Poo
I did not poo this weekend. Just wasn't a priority. So I left it until just now.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
A cuckold
I was at school and I felt like I had to poo a little so I headed for the accessibility bathroom. Something smelled a touch earthy in there when I went through the door. At first I thought it was just that someone had been in there before me, that I could handle, but as I approached the toilet I realized the smell wasn't from someone who had been there and left, but from something that was still there.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
poo. it had to be poo.
Watched the Indiana Jones trilogy this weekend. I'd say all three stand up pretty well. For some reason everybody thinks Temple of Doom sucks or is the worst of the three but my girlfriend loves it the most (because she was once a small chinese child like Short Round) and after watching all three together you see that it really isn't any worse than the rest (and it's a lot better than Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls).
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Needs and Wants and poo
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Shit shave and shower.
Some floaters here. Well, they started off pretty bouyant, but by the time I was finished they'd sunk down.
Friday, January 9, 2009
The Logdriver's Waltz
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Poos and News
In the news, a Man sent poo through the mail, now he's being indicted. But first:
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Been caught pooing, once, when I was five!
Monday, January 5, 2009
Betwixt two Poos
This is a lovely image isn't it? I have to say I'm very impressed with the amount of light available in the bathroom of my brother's house. Even if the fixture shows up in the water it's a small price to pay for such a glorious shot of shit. My girlfriend's bathroom is terribly dark. I have to stand in the shadow of the only light in order to even take the picture (that's why those ones are so grainy).
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Brothers in Poo
So I'm living with my brother now. I guess that actually sounds more pathetic than I think it really is. He has a spare room in his house and lives alone since he separated from his wife. So I'm here to help pay the mortgage. It's less money than what I was paying before but it isn't as nice a neighbourhood. Before I was living in Little Italy in Toronto, now... I don't know what to call this neighbourhood.